Randomness Entry #3.5

“Pete’s Quick It isn’t Christmas ‘til… List”

★ It isn’t Christmas ‘til I hear Clark Griswold have a fit on not getting a Christmas bonus

☆ It isn’t Christmas ‘til I hear “You’ll shoot your eye out with that thing”

★ It isn’t Christmas ‘til I see Kevin McCallister shocked he is home alone, running wildly happy on it, and him beating (half to death) the Wet Bandits Harry and Marv with traps he made

☆ It isn’t Christmas ‘til I hear the shitter is full

★ It isn’t Christmas ‘til I hear “Hippie Kay Yay!”

☆ It isn’t Christmas ‘til I am sledding down the hill by the Hammond Strack and Van Til parking lot (if you know the hill I mean here, you know what I mean)

★ It isn’t Christmas ‘til I send a ton of Christmas cards out 

☆ It isn’t Christmas ‘til I have visited, before Christmas, my brother, sis-in-law, niece, and 3 nephews

★ It isn’t Christmas ‘til I get some homemade cheese ball with Ritz Crackers or Triscuits

☆ It isn’t Christmas ‘til I have me some homemade hot eggnog with cinnamon on top

★ It isn’t Christmas ‘til I hear a family member complaining it’s already Christmas. L.o.l.!

☆ It isn’t Christmas ‘tilI hear Billy Bob Thornton yell “I’m on my fucking lunch break!!!”

★ It isn’t Christmas ‘til I see family and good friends

Peter Rangel

(Oh. And it isn’t Christmas ‘til I hear Denis Leary sing “Merry f’n Christmas” and Cartman sing “Oh Holy Night” on “South Park”)


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